The Cope Table
Ranking UK politicians and public figures by their commitment to avoiding structural economic reality. Updated when they open their mouths.
Most efficient public carrier of immigration-first economic explanations.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 91 (gaslighting) on 2026-06-17
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Gives Reform explicit economic front bench voice.
Latest: BBC Politics — scored 79 (scapegoating) on 2026-06-15
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Main anti-government voice on the right.
Latest: Guardian Economics — scored 52 (deflection) on 2026-06-18
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Both active politician and businessman framing economic decline.
Latest: BBC News — scored 72 (scapegoating) on 2026-06-12
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Ex-PM who was heavily pro-tech/AI during his time in office. Now doing the media rounds with optimistic AI takes while collecting speaking fees from tech firms. Classic 'AI will create more jobs' cope from someone who directly benefited from the tech sector before and after politics.
Latest: BBC Politics — scored 72 (deflection) on 2026-05-28
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Primary establishment narrator of renewal, stability and national recovery.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 38 (deflection) on 2026-06-16
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Blair's Tony Blair Institute has become the central think-tank for technocratic AI optimism in UK politics. His framing -- brief displacement acknowledgment, immediate pivot to retraining partnerships and national competitiveness -- sets the template for centrist Labour AI cope. Structurally: he never engages with who captures productivity gains, wage compression during transition, or the UK's actual record on employer training investment (25-year decline).
Latest: The Guardian — scored 32 (lucid) on 2026-06-09
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Most important economic storyteller in government.
Latest: StorageNewsletter — scored 35 (fantasy_economics) on 2026-06-19
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Symbolically powerful pro-enterprise critique figure.
Latest: The Daily Sceptic — scored 72 (deflection) on 2026-04-25
Industrial billionaire shaping elite debate on tax, energy, competitiveness.
Latest: thisismoney.co.uk — scored 58 (deflection) on 2026-05-16
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Non-Westminster economic narrator linking cost of living and constitutional framing.
Latest: BBC Politics — scored 32 (deflection) on 2026-06-19
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Soft-centrist fairer capitalism narratives.
Latest: Guardian Politics — scored 15 (lucid) on 2026-06-17
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Reform language vs hard capacity constraints.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 12 (lucid) on 2026-06-17
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Controls the welfare-to-work frame as AI starts to hit routine white-collar work.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 38 (deflection) on 2026-06-18
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Mayor of the UK's most economically exposed city. London is unusually exposed to AI displacement in finance, admin, legal, consulting, media and creative work.
Latest: London.gov.uk — scored 12 (lucid) on 2026-06-10
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Most prominent voice framing AI and automation through the lens of Northern post-industrial recovery. Frames tech investment as the solution to deindustrialisation — often without engaging with structural displacement risk for existing workers.
Latest: Guardian Politics — scored 25 (deflection) on 2026-06-08
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Welsh economic framing, ownership and Westminster extraction narratives.
Latest: BBC Politics — scored 10 (lucid) on 2026-05-28
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Education policy will be asked to explain away labour-market displacement as a retraining problem.
Latest: Guardian Politics — scored 18 (lucid) on 2026-06-18
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Her brief sits directly on the automation, welfare and labour-market shock absorber problem.
Latest: Wired-Gov — scored 32 (deflection) on 2026-06-13
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Left-populist frame; moral blame vs structural analysis.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 20 (lucid) on 2026-06-11
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High-profile UK AI executive whose public framing of labour disruption feeds the broader optimism narrative.
Latest: Times of India — scored 10 (lucid) on 2026-06-02
Represents the left-wing perspective on AI and jobs. Likely to frame AI disruption through class/worker exploitation lens rather than pure cope, but may have his own brand of cope around collective action being sufficient to control AI displacement.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 42 (deflection) on 2026-06-16
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Central government efficiency and AI adoption narratives often frame automation as pure productivity gain.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 18 (lucid) on 2026-06-17
Cleanest institutional business voice for confidence/investment climate framing.
Latest: The Guardian — scored 58 (deflection) on 2026-06-19
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Central to the UK AI opportunity frame, especially the claim that public-sector and economic gains can be captured cleanly.
Latest: DatacenterDynamics — scored 45 (deflection) on 2026-05-16
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Union-side counterweight. Useful to separate genuine structural critique from softer 'worker voice will fix it' optimism.
Latest: IPPR — scored 0 (lucid) on 2026-05-30
How the score works
Cope Score (0-100) measures the gap between what a figure claims and what the data shows. 0 = engaging with structural reality. 100 = weapons-grade denial. Scapegoating -- blaming immigrants, the EU, billionaires, or youth for structural failures -- is weighted heavily because it actively prevents the real conversation.
The ground truth: the UK economy has been hollowed out by decades of rentier capitalism. When politicians blame immigration for job pressure or claim "the fundamentals are strong," they are coping with a rentier economy they either built, inherited and defended, or lack the language to describe.