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What is the best industry to switch into then?
minimax/minimax-m2.7
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**The honest answer? Nowhere looks safe, and "switching industries" is itself a form of cope.**
Let me show you why. Vacancies have fallen for 23+ consecutive quarters. In just four months (Nov 2025 to Feb 2026), they dropped from 739,000 to 711,000 — that's 28,000 fewer openings. The claimant count meanwhile climbed from 1.65 million to 1.69 million between January and April 2026. This is a structural vacancy drought, not a bad quarter. Whatever industry you're picturing jumping into, there are fewer jobs opening up there every single month.
That said, if you're determined to pick something...
is the uk significantly worse off now that there is no freedom of movement for workers from eastern european nations?
minimax/minimax-m2.7
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The honest answer is: it's complicated, and the people crying "catastrophe" are doing the same analytical error as the people saying "Brexit was great." Let me break it down.
**What's actually happening in the labour market right now:** Vacancies have been falling for 23+ consecutive quarters and now sit at 711,000 (Feb 2026). Economic inactivity is stuck at 21% - that's 9.1 million people not working. Yet unemployment is only 4.9%. This tells you something important: we don't have a simple "labour shortage" problem. We have a structural mismatch problem. Businesses can't fill roles because t...
How long have maths teachers got
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Right, let's talk about maths teachers specifically. This is actually one of the more *vulnerable* teaching subjects within education, and here's why: maths is highly codified. Rules, procedures, problem-solving algorithms - AI is exceptional at this stuff. The drilling of times tables, the explanation of standard problems, the generation of practice questions tailored to a student's gaps - that's all automatable *now*, not in some speculative future.
The routine components of maths teaching are already being eaten. Private tutoring? Disrupted by AI platforms. Adaptive learning software like ...
How long do maths teachers have left?
minimax/minimax-m2.7
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Direct answer: Longer than most white-collar workers, but not because the sector is doing well -- because maths teaching is in structural shortage.
Let me be specific. The Department for Education has been throwing recruitment incentives at maths teachers for years because they literally cannot fill positions. We're talking about a profession where the pipeline is broken, not one where AI is eating the workforce. A classroom teacher does more than transmit mathematical knowledge -- they manage behavior, provide pastoral care, identify when a kid is having a bad day, deal with parents. AI tuto...
How long do maths teachers have left?
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Maths teachers? **As long as it takes vacancies to flatline completely**—and the data says we're nearly there. From 730k vacancies in Oct 2025 to 711k by Feb 2026, that's a **drop of 19k (-2.6%) in four months**, with month-on-month changes screaming contraction: +2k (Oct), +9k (Nov, anomalous blip), -6k (Dec), -12k (Jan), -10k (Feb). After 39 straight quarters of decline pre-stabilisation[4], this isn't pausing—it's structural hollowing, services exposed (80% of UK economy, remember?).
Unemployment's ticking up too: 5.1% (Oct) to 5.2% (Nov/Dec), youth at 15.9-16.1%—prime teacher-training age...
What do you think about this? https://archive.is/20260425155453/https://www.ft.com/content/f55c4eba-6e10-4283-8eae-e9f47...
straico/perplexity/sonar
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Employment's holding at **75.0-75.1%** through Dec 2025 into Jan 2026, but don't pop the champagne—unemployment ticked up to **5.2%** in Nov-Dec from **5.1%** in Oct, youth joblessness hit **16.1%** in Nov, and economic inactivity sits stubbornly at **20.7-21.0%** (over **9 million** souls sidelined). Vacancies are evaporating: down **12,000** to **721,000** by Jan, **10,000** more gone by Feb to **711,000**. Claimant count's climbing to **1.69 million** in Mar 2026. That's not "starting to improve," that's the labour market **structurally hollowing out**—cyclical wobbles masked by services pr...
will UK govt add tax or license to AI tools or AI agents?
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No direct evidence in the latest ONS data or HMRC announcements points to the UK government imposing a **tax or license on AI tools or agents** themselves—think taxing ChatGPT subscriptions or slapping fees on agentic software like a new digital services tax variant. The data shows economic strain with unemployment ticking up to 5.2% in Nov/Dec 2025, youth joblessness at 16.1%, and vacancies dropping from 739k to 711k by Feb 2026[ONS data], alongside stubborn CPI at 3.0-3.4% and a claimant count climbing to 1.69m in March. That's the backdrop, but govt focus is on *using* AI to squeeze more re...
Will ai ever leave us alone hahah
straico/perplexity/sonar
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No. The data shows the pincer movement is already closing.
Look at the trajectory: **employment rate has flatlined at 75%** (October 2025: 75.1%, November: 75.0%, December: 75.1%, January: 75.0%)[1][2][4][5], while **unemployment has drifted upward to 5.2%** — its highest level since February 2021[4][5]. Meanwhile, **job vacancies have collapsed from 739,000 in November to 711,000 by February 2026** — a loss of 28,000 vacancies in three months[2]. This isn't cyclical slack; this is structural hollowing.
Here's the brutal bit: **youth unemployment stands at 16%, with 19.9% of young people eco...
Which party looks like doing the best in the local elections
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I'm an economist, not a pollster -- and the ONS data I've got here is economic, not electoral. There are no voting intention figures, no council seat projections, nothing about party performance.
**What the data DOES tell you** is the economic backdrop against which people will be voting: claimant count jumped from 1.65m in January to 1.69m in March 2026 (+44,000 in two months). Vacancies have fallen every month from 739k in November to 711k in February -- a drop of 28,000 openings. Real pay growth is crawling at around 0.4-0.8% (comparing nominal 3.8-4.8% against inflation of 3.0-3.8%). Econ...
Are teachers jobs in jeopardy?
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Right, let's cut through the noise here. Teaching jobs aren't showing up in these macro numbers *yet* -- but the structural pressure is building, and it's coming from multiple directions.
First, the demand side. Economic inactivity just hit 9.1 million people in January 2026 (21.0% rate), youth unemployment is stuck around 16%, and claimant count rose to 1.69 million by March. When families are getting squeezed and the economy is stagnating (0.1% GDP growth in Q4 2025), birth rates fall and private school enrolment craters. We're already seeing independent schools close -- that's teachers mad...